Thursday, September 10, 2009

..........Drumroll Please

We interrupt your daily activities to bring you the following breaking news bulletin:

Ladies and gentlemen, wait, do any gentlemen really read this? Hmmm. OK, whatever, I have news!!

I HAVE OFFICIALLY PASSED MY GLUCOSE TEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank you. That concludes this breaking news story. Please feel free to share your well wishes and congratulations below. Or get back to your regularly scheduled lives.

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