Thursday, May 8, 2008

Swollen Feet and Other Fun Stuff

I'm sitting here with my feet propped up on a box under my desk. My feet have definitely been more attractive during my life time. My toes are all pedicured and pretty, but that's where it stops. The tops of my feet are so swollen that yesterday I could barely get out of the office with my shoes on. I typically kick my shoes off when I get to the office, so that's nothing new, but when I went to put my shoes back on, those cute little sandals were not going over my toes. I managed to get out to my truck where I kicked them off again and went barefoot into the house when I got home. So I'm in flip flops today. Those have plenty of room for my toes! But the situation progresses. This malady has spread to more than my toes. I am officially without my wedding ring. I noticed that my fingers looked bigger so before my precious rings had to be cut off, I decided to take them off. Easier said than done. I slathered some lotion on my finger and wiggled and wiggled that ring until I managed to get it off. Now I'm just worried I'll lose it before I get home!! I should probably tell you where I've stashed it so when I get home and realize it's missing, someone can call me and tell me where I've hid it for safe keeping!
...I'm laughing at what my little finger looks like in that picture. Unfortunately, it's not THAT swollen. I just have the little fingers of a 5 year old. I think those two digits forgot to grow along with the rest of me. Random factoid you now know about me.

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